The Time I Met the Aflac Duck

This is the story of how I met the Aflac duck. Once I was walking in a building and I saw a duck who kept saying Aflac and I thought he was weird. He was so weird I decided to give him some asparagus to eat. The very sight of the asparagus I was going to give him made his feathers fall off. I decided to give him some bread instead and he liked it. After that we went to play some basketball and I beat him by 5 points.