A Man Named Greg

  This is a story about a man named Greg. There was once a gregarious man named Greg. He had to make a decision on who to invite to his party, so that there would be no ambivalence. He decided to invite his most pious friends. He knew he would need very good elocution when they came over to his house. He read certain verses of the Bible knowing they would encourage him. He thought he should deploy some dip on the table for them to eat. He had a very tenacious grip on the chips as he put those on the table next. After this he put down some more food, fearing that his friends might be voracious that night. When he felt he had a copious amount of food he sat down and waited for his friends. A while after all his friends got there and ate the food they all sat down quietly and waited for spiritual edification.